Not enough to go 'round.

It's healthy to shower. Most people know that. I'm not saying some individuals are incapable to do so, I'm merely implying that some are ignorant of the fact. Maybe its the appealing sensation our senses are attracted to when people don't cleanse themselves regularly. The vibrant shine a person's complexion gains without the occasional wash. The tingly scent that lingers whenever someone not so fresh crosses our path. But what really sets me off, is the attractive way their hair just flows over their profiles, the way you can imagine squeezing the grease out right onto the floor.
Maybe this is the latest fashion in other countries, but i doubt getting action here in the US is gonna be an easy task. So lets all get together, grab ourselves a big ol' bar of sudsy soap and scrub away. Because i have a hunch that this act will bring a ton of joy to the humans all around the world. It will be a new experience for you shower newbies. A new feeling.
A CLEAN feeling.