Food feelings

Talking about lemons could be considered a normal, yet boring conversation. But I cant stand the subject. It's horrible sour taste creeps up into my mind and makes me feel the tartness on the sides of my mouth. It angers me to the end of the earth, that even when i am not eating them, they can get to me. Their evil nectar just taints all other ingredients and makes them undesirable. They have a bright yellow disguise to hide their devlish core of sour. I hate them with a firey passion that burns with every sip, bite, or slurp I take.

Lemons suck.